it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
