it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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