We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i believe in u and ur pee
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
