Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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