we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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