It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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