Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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