Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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