i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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