fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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