I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Randomize