yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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