quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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