I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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