Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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