it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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