I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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