There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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