He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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