i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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