Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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