no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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