is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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