apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He shit in the fireplace
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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