He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
