Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.