Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come