i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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