I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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