Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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