I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My feet surprised me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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