big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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