There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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