i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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