So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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