what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
PANTIES FOUND
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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