I have demons in me.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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