He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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