Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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