Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
All the doctor said was why
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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