I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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