Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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