Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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