sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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