Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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