I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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