If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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