wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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