I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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