Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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