WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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