I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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