Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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