Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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