Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My balls are so social today.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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